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Artificial Intelligence and Medicine - Is Your Doctor Obsolete?

I read about artificial intelligence software that can rival high school juniors armed with #2 pencils.  The program attacked SAT math questions and performed at the level of a typical 11 th grader.  The study was too complex for me to grasp. I guess I should ask an 11th grader for assistance.  Artificial intelligence is well beyond conventional computational exercises. It can ‘think’. Man vs Machine Increasingly, we see functions executed by machines that were formerly performed by living breathing human beings.  Examples range from the mundane to the preternatural.  Order food and drink from an iPad.  No server needed. Driverless auto travel.   This may lead to a resurgence in prayer. Pilotless air travel.  Hard times ahead for the Airline Pilots Association.  Making precision tools – from 3D printers. Gourmet meals created with a voice activated command. Theater and film productions starring faux actors created on keyboards. Will artificial intelligence i

Breaking News! A Cure for Baldness!

I have satellite radio in my car.  I listen to 2 or 3 stations.  I have a deluxe version of cable TV, giving me access to hundreds of channels.  I watch a handful of them.   There is no way, of course, that I could simply pay for the 7 stations I watch.   For example, if I want HBO so I can watch John Oliver’s uproarious Last Week Tonight on Sunday, I have to purchase some package of useless channels to secure my HBO spot. I listen to CNN often in the car.  This network blares out ‘Breaking News’ every 5 minutes or so.  I wrote to them demanding an explanation for these idiotic announcements, but they couldn’t break away from the avalanche of breaking news to respond to me.  In times past, ‘Breaking News’ meant that the Germans surrendered, Truman beat Dewey or that Neil Armstrong planted his feet firmly on the lunar landscape.  I also wrote twice to CNN asking how many minutes of commercials occupy Wolf Blitzer’s hour long ‘news’ show.   I got the same non-response as referen

Thoughts on Labor Day 2018

All work is honorable.     Sometimes, when I ask a patient what his occupation is, the response begins with, ‘I’m just a…”.   I’ll have none of it.   There is no ‘just’.    Most of the people who keep this country afloat are anonymous folks who put in an honest and decent day’s work.   Some use a keyboard and others use a hammer.   Some use a shovel and others use a colonoscope.   Some arise when we are still asleep and others start work after we have retired.   Some use their hands with skill and precision and others offer professional advice.    Some design a building and others build it.    Some create and others consume. But, why should these words matter here?   After all, I am just a blogger.

When Should You Have a A Screening Colonoscopy? Preventive Care and Personal Responsibility

A man I had not met came to my office prepared for one of life’s most joyful pursuits – a screening colonoscopy.    Perhaps, this experience gives truth to the adage, ‘it’s better to give than receive’. This man was 70-years-old and was about to undergo his first screening study of the colon, an exam that experts and others advise take place at age 50.   Let me do the math for you; he was 20 years too late.   I performed my task with diligence and removed a large polyp.    While I believe that the lesion was still benign, we gastroenterologists prefer to discover your polyps when they are small.    Smaller lesions are nearly always benign and are safer to remove. Afterwards, I chatted with the patient and his wife and I expressed some surprise that there had been a two decade delay of his colonoscopy.    (Readers would be amazed and amused at the creative excuses I’ve been offered over the years explaining delayed colonoscopies.   A popular one is “I’ve been so busy!”, as i

Opioid Contracts for Chronic Pain Patients Threaten the Doctor-Patient Relationship

A contract is an agreement stipulating the rights and obligations of the signatories.   In most cases, a contract is consulted when a dispute arises.   When all is proceeding swimmingly, the contract remains dormant in a file drawer or in a digital file.   In general, decent people resolve differences in the old fashioned way utilizing the twin arcane legal techniques of reasonableness and compromise.   Remember them?   Yes, it is possible to settle disputes without consulting an attorney. Settling a Dispute without a Lawyer I learned recently about the existence of Opioid Contracts, an 'agreement' between a patient and a physician regarding the use of opioids.    I have read through various OC templates and, although I have no law degree, they seem extremely lopsided in that one party seems coerced to accept numerous stipulations while the other – the doctor – serves as the enforcer.   Although many of these agreements require both the patient and the physician to

Refusing Medical Care for Children: Religious Freedom or Child Abuse?

I read yesterday in Cleveland’s main newspaper about the tragic passing of a 14-year-old girl.   She had cancer.    Why would this tragedy have been reported on Page 1?    As sad as a loss of a child is from a medical condition, this is generally not of interest beyond the family, friends and loved one.   This case was different.   The parents refused the chemotherapy that her doctors advised.   They wanted their daughter treated with herbs and feared that standard medication would worsen their daughter’s already precarious condition.    The parents believed that chemotherapy would violate their religious beliefs. The parents sought another medical opinion from Cleveland’s other premier tertiary care center, which affirmed the original medical advice. About 2 weeks ago, the parents received a court order mandating that their daughter receive chemotherapy.   Shortly afterwards, the daughter, who was already on a ventilator,   developed serious medical complications and died.

TSA Under Fire for Quiet Skies Program: A Lesson for Doctors?

Consider these behaviors.    A newborn calf nurses from his mother.    A robin places a worm into the gaping mouths of her offspring.    Cats know how to hunt. These behaviors are examples of instinct.   The creatures do not even understand why they engage in these acts.   They are inborn behaviors.   Animal Instinct Humans have instincts also.    Unlike most professional standards and qualifications, instincts cannot be easily quantified or tested.   But, under certain circumstances, they are invaluable assets.   We learned last week that the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has been pursuing a program called Quiet Skies, when passengers who have met certain criteria are monitored for various behaviors that might suggest that closer scrutiny is warranted.    I am making no comment here on the merits of the program, but I am supportive of TSA using instincts of air marshals as a tool to evaluate threats.    Some have criticized this as an infringement