‘Twas the night before Christmas
Through the Senate and House,
GOP creatures were squeaking
Like Mike Johnson – the mouse!
We survived an election,
With vodka and gin
No litigation needed
When Trump gets a win!
The polls once again,
Missed the mark by a mile
GOP won it bigly
In Trumpissistic style!
How did he do it?
Such sleight of hand,
Bringing millions of folks
Under his command.
This sorcerer king,
Thinks politics is sport
Promised us everything
But will come up short.
He’s daring and reckless
He’ll take a chance
Reached into MAGA
Pulled out JD Vance!
Deport the illegals!
Not few but many
Let’s start with the worst,
That traitor Liz Cheney!
Half the country is angry
And sullen and sad.
At the end of his term
Will he drive us all mad?
How could he win?
How could she lose?
Trump had the mojo
And lit the fuse.
She won the debate,
And showed us the joy
But in the end
She was Trump’s little toy.
When folks are all struggling,
With less legal tender
Will their votes be swayed,
By pronouns and gender?
Trump crushed the election
He made a killing
Folks wouldn’t buy
What Harris was selling.
King Donald enthroned
Feted by royalists
The White House is packed
With ring-kissing loyalists.
Will the DEMS learn a lesson,
Will they think and reflect
Or will they instead,
Dodge and deflect?
We’ll all cross the river
We’ll reach the shore,
Democracy will survive
2024!
‘Twas the night before Christmas
Through the Senate and House,
GOP creatures were squeaking
Like Mike Johnson – the mouse!
We survived an election,
With vodka and gin
No litigation needed
When Trump gets a win!
The polls once again,
Missed the mark by a mile
GOP won it bigly
In Trumpissistic style!
How did he do it?
Such sleight of hand,
Bringing millions of folks
Under his command.
This sorcerer king,
Thinks politics is sport
Promised us everything
But will come up short.
He’s daring and reckless
He’ll take a chance
Reached into MAGA
Pulled out JD Vance!
Deport the illegals!
Not few but many
Let’s start with the worst,
That traitor Liz Cheney!
Half the country is angry
And sullen and sad.
At the end of his term
Will he drive them all mad?
How could he win?
How could she lose?
Trump had the mojo
And lit the fuse.
She won the debate,
And showed us the joy
But in the end
She was Trump’s little toy.
When folks are all struggling,
With less legal tender
Will their votes be swayed,
By pronouns and gender?
Trump crushed the election
He made a killing
Folks wouldn’t buy
What Harris was selling.
King Donald enthroned
Feted by royalists
The White House is packed
With ring-kissing loyalists.
Will the DEMS learn a lesson,
Will they think and reflect
Or will they instead,
Dodge and deflect?
We’ll all cross the river
We’ll reach the shore,
Democracy will survive
2024!
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