Whistleblower Holiday Cheer 2023!

‘Twas the night before Christmas

And all through the night,

Biden's pet puppies

Were ready to bite!

 

The Dems will run Biden

GOP will have Trump

While most of the nation

Want both of them dumped!

 

Biden's their man.

The race is but done,

Yet most of his party

Don’t want him to run.

Biden is fit!

His mind is so keen,

Part of his charm?

His gaffe-making machine!

  

Trump is in charge.

His nomination can’t fail.

But will he be running

From a federal jail?

  

The country’s divided

Will this be our fate?

Who needs peace and love

When we’re nourished by hate?

 

McCarthy was in.

McCarthy was out.

Santos was in.

Now Santos is out!

 

With a few civil trials,

And 91 counts

Trump's polling goes up

And his legal bills mount.

 

The best news for Trump

That fits well with his style

Was the political gift

Of criminal trials!

 

GOP in the House

In search of a speaker,

Thumbs down on Jim Jordan

A microphone seeker.

 

So now we have Johnson

Running the House

Who’s ever heard

Of this mild mannered mouse?

 

Johnson's soft spoken 

Who speaks often of God,

In the GOP’s version

Of a Republican ‘squad’

 

The Middle East is on fire,

And Ukraine is still fighting.

We should all be grateful

To President Biden.

The Colorado Supremes

Bar Trump from Election

He engaged and incited

The insurrection.

Of course, Trump delays,

He will always appeal

Is this what he meant

By The Art of the Deal.

 

So let’s pray for peace

Not more of the same,

 Life need not be

A zero sum game.

Wishing Everyone Joy and Peace!