Whistleblower Holiday Cheer 2022!

The Dems were all nervous

Back in October.

The Red Wave was coming!

Would their blue reign be over?

The tables had turned,

After November,

This midterm result

Will be long remembered.

Deniers fell short,

One by one,

And the public ensured

That democracy won.

With the House barely red,

And the Senate still blue,

Might we move beyond

‘I win so you lose’?

The last 2 guys standing

Were Raphael and Herschel.

We were finally spared

Their endless commercials.

On his own time,

Trump did announce,

While a new special counsel

Is ready to pounce.

Lurking in waiting,

A stealth praying mantis,

Eyeing his prey

Is Ron DeSantis.

Biden is 80

Is he the Dem’s best shot?

If he steps aside,

Who else have they got?

Wishing you all,

Good health and good cheer,

And prayers to enjoy,

A much better year.

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