‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the House,
Progressives were screaming,
‘Are you a man or a mouse?’
They wanted it all.
No matter the cost.
They wanted it now.
So much would be lost.
The voted for Biden,
Who now is their tool,
And dream of ‘reforming’
The filibuster rule.
Pelosi’s been smacked,
And Schumer’s been bruised.
Does Biden realize
That he’s being used?
And while Biden is napping
In the White House mansion,
The man of the moment,
Is Senator Joe Manchin.
And while mainstream Dems
Fight with the ‘Squad’,
The real threat they face?
A circular firing squad!
GOP are no better.
They have no spines.
Trump is their leader.
He is divine!
Liz Cheney is out
For telling the truth.
While others are praised
For being uncouth.
How do Republicans
The few decent legislators,
Run in a primary
When they’ll be called ‘Traitors!’?
Kevin McCarthy
Unhinged and unraveled,
Dreams every night
Of the Speaker’s gavel.
On January 6th,
As criminals crashed,
Now called Patriots
By the GOP unabashed.
Health is now politics.
What a crazy scene!
When folks can oppose
An amazing vaccine.
Who would have thought
That folks would believe,
That Anthony Fauci
Should be relieved.
So who will emerge
Who’s got the roar
To whack away Trump
In 2024?
Tom Cotton? DeSantis?
Who else might lose?
Marjorie or Nikki?
How ‘bout Ted Cruz?
One thing I know,
One thing for sure
We all know what ails us,
But what is the cure?
Thanks, Michael. Enjoyed your poetic flare and your evenhanded barbs.
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