Whistleblower Holiday Cheer 2020!

‘Twas the night before Christmas

And Trump was still lyin’,

Hark! What’s that sound?

Is Pelosi blow dryin’.!

The nation is split

Divided we stand

As Trump tells his millions

He’s still in command.

The election was rigged!

The votes must be stopped!

Except for the states,

Where Trump was on top.

While the world welcomed Biden,

One leader was rootin’,

For Trump to prevail,

Vladimir Putin!

And with Trump in the ditch,

And becoming quite moody,

He turned to that savior,

We know as Rudy.

And as Trump trashed the system.

The Dems are all sissies!

The brave GOP

Threw Trump lots of kissies.

For a profile in courage

I have the sense

That the man for the ages,

Is Vice President Pence.

The virus roars on

There’s no place for hidin’

We’re turning to you

Vice President Biden.

Joy and Peace!

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