A few months ago, most of us had never heard of an N95
respirator or mask. I had never heard of
it. It is an essential element of Personal Protective Equipment, or PPE, which
we have all heard so much about.
The N refers to ‘non-oil’, meaning that the mask should not be
used in the presence of oil-based substances.
The 95 means that 95% of airborne particles are screened out if the mask
is worn properly. Keep in mind that 95%
is less than perfect. It means that the
mask will fail 5% of the time. And, if
the mask is not worn with a tight seal, the efficiency percentage will drop
further. And, the mask wearer is
instructed not to adjust the mask during use which will break the seal. So, the 95% standard is likely under
idealized circumstances.
As of this writing, I have only worn the N95 mask on two occasions. My initial experience donning the mask was
for a fit testing by an occupational health specialist to verify my proper mask size. The objective, I learned
later, was not comfort, but to obtain a tight seal. The fitting took less than 5 minutes.
After weeks of performing telemedicine from home, I was
called into the workplace for the first time this past week to perform a day
long marathon of procedures. I hadn’t
touched a scope in over a month, the longest I had been separated from my
flexible friends since they first let me loose 3 decades ago. Hopefully, performing colonoscopy is like
riding a bicycle. Along with my amazing
team of medical professionals, I performed 17 procedures without incident.
PPE in place
Scope doctors like me are prone to various aches and
pains. We can be standing for hours
which can be tiring. Our necks can
become stiff. And, we do all sorts of
repetitive twisting maneuvers with both
hands which can give rise to various ailments.
There is an actual condition called colonoscopist’s thumb.
But, during this scope jamboree, I became very sorely acquainted
with a new malady. My nose was crying
out for relief. A great contest of Man
vs Mask commenced, and it was not a fair fight.
I now know that the N, which I had thought mean ‘non-oil’ really stood
for Nasal torture. The N95 mask was burrowing into the bridge of my nose hour
after hour. For those who have not
donned the N95, here is some guided imagery to assist you.
Imagine you are seated cross legged in a
pastoral meadow. The sounds and aromas of spring abound. A sunbeam pierces the clouds as a gentle breeze laps against you. Now imagine that your head is encircled tightly with
sharp barbed wire that crosses your nasal bridge. Now, imagine that every few minutes that the
circle tightens...
By the end of the day, my proboscis looked like I either
needed plastic surgery or I had just had it performed. I queried my colleagues and learned that my experience was
not unique. We’ve all seen the
photographs of medical personnel whose faces at the end of their shifts are
marked with deep grooves and crevices.
I realize, of course, that my nasal assault is but an
inconvenience compared to the suffering of front-line medical professionals and
afflicted patients. But, I was not
prepared for the slow grind of a nasal buzz saw. I have 2 other endoscopy session this month. I think I know who will prevail in the N95 vs Nose competition.
All I can say is God Bless You!! I am praying for a miracle for a quick end to all of this!!
ReplyDeletePlease join me!
Stay safe. Stay Healthy!
Even wearing a mask of paper or cloth is uncomfortable. I am living under lockdown and must wear a mask if I leave my apartment and especially if I go outside to walk or see doctors, etc. Cloth ones are hot and never achieve a tight fit. The paper ones are not as good I am told but they are the easiest to obtain. Stay Safe.
ReplyDelete@bluerose, I'm quite sure that folks with talent like yours could bring artistry and messaging to facemasks. They could become fashion statements and cultural touchstones! Wishing you the best, MK
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