Whistleblower Holiday Cheer 2018!

‘Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through the House,

The creatures were stirring,

And ready to pounce!

Why wait for Mueller?

What could he teach?

We already know

That we must IMPEACH!

With Dems in the House

So anxious to blame,

Their strategy is…

Ready! Fire! Aim!

Both Chuck and Nancy,

Will not take the fall,

Not on their watch,

Will there be a wall.

The Dems are all joined,

In salivation,

At the prospect of,

Investigation!

We watch GOP

Twirl and deflect,

Supporting a man,

They just won’t reject.

The only Repubs

Who show any fire,

Are senators who

Announced they’ll retire.

While all of us watch

With ire and confusion

On Russia and Stormy

And ‘No Collusion!’

The press and our pols

Care nothing for us

It’s ratings and votes

That drive their bus.

Is there no honest man

True to the bone

Who can rescue us all,

Perhaps, Michael Cohen?

And Dancer and Blitzen

And Warren and Booker

All Jumping into

The pressure cooker.

Who will emerge

From their Gang of Plenty

To take on His Highness

In 2020?

Joy and Peace!

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