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Are Medical Bloggers Smug?


I love words.  When I write, I never resort to a thesaurus.  I enjoy the struggle of trying to find the right word.  There’s not a day that passes that I am not in the dictionary looking up a new word, or more likely, looking up the definition of a word for the 3rd or 4th time whose meaning I cannot recall.  I find that until I use the word, the definition is dangling out of reach.   There are many words that I think I use correctly, yet when I verify the actual definition, I find that I have been using the word more creatively than, perhaps, I should. 

Indeed, recently I engaged in some verbal sparring over the word responsive.  I had thought that this word could be used to describe a response to an inquiry that was on point, not evasive and forthrightly addressed the matter at hand, yet I did not find this meaning included in the definition of standard dictionaries.

Here’s how I have used the word.

“Have you read the latest Whistleblower masterpiece?  Doesn’t that guy have a great wit?”

“I think his blog is part of a vast right wing conspiracy and he should be thrown over the fiscal cliff!”

While the response above may be true, I would describe it as not responsive to the initial inquiry.
Here’s the dictionary entry:

re·spon·sive  
/riˈspänsiv/
Adjective
1.      Reacting quickly and positively.
2.      Responding readily and with interest or enthusiasm.

While my meaning is not included above, I’m not ready to wave the white flag here.  Being quite sure that this term is used regularly by lawyers when attacking a witness’s answer as being not responsive, I consulted informally with an attorney acquaintance of mine.  I will keep his identity private as if his colleagues discover that he rendered any advice without a clock ticking, I would fear for his personal security.  This officer of the court confirmed that my usage is proper.

So, I am not prepared to concede and am girding my loins for further verbal combat.

In the old days, there were several hard cover dictionaries strewn about the house, and another in my office. I am reluctant to admit publicly that it was a delight for me to slowly turn the pages and scan word entries, lest if my kids are reading this, they may erroneously conclude that their father is a nerd.  There is nothing nerd about me.  Yes, I read our encyclopedia volumes from cover to cover as a youngster.  Didn’t everybody?     And so I turn C-SPAN on from time to time…

Consider the word hubris.  What does it mean precisely?  Is it arrogance?  Smugness?  Superciliousness? 

Here’s Merriam Webster’s definition.
Exaggerated pride or self-confidence.

One could say that there is plenty of hubris in this blog, although I deny that the author is culpable.  I am but a modest and humble scrivener.  I agree, however, that there is hubris contained within these pages.  When I post on Obamacare and its Democratic cheerleaders, one can’t ignore their hubris.  When describe a plaintiffs’ bar that asserts that the tort system is a paragon of justice, it is beyond a reasonable doubt that these guys are guilty of hubris.  When I write of physicians who defend their parochial interests over the great good, readers can sense a dose of hubris. 

Perhaps, I am truly the smug one here.  Indeed there have been comments over the past few years that have accused me of suffering from Subacute Smarmyitis.  Do readers concur with this diagnosis?   Kindly leave comments, which I hope will lack hubris and be very responsive. 


Shout out to NZ and to LSP for being players in the responsive repartee.

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