MD Whistleblower

Last week, I attended a 2 day medical conference in Cleveland on obesity. It was a heavy seminar, which I would rate 8 on a (bathroom) scale of 1-10. Interestingly, the majority of the speakers appeared to have BMIs (body mass indices) within the normal range. Coincidence? I suspect discrimination against rotund academicians. I’m sure that if any attorneys were in attendance, that a proper legal response would have been promptly initiated. They would take the matter on a contingency fee basis, or in a more novel approach, fees could be linked to excess body weight so that each pound that was unfairly discriminated against would be fully and fairly compensated. I’ve been told that I think like a lawyer. Is this a compliment I should graciously accept or a slur that warrants a lawsuit for defamation? The conference was excellent and I hope to incorporate what I have learned into my practice. My community gastroenterology practice is ever expanding, and I don’t mean my patient volume. ...

Photo Credit Herman Cain gleefully shouts to adoring crowds that he now has a target on his back. Amazingly, this non-pol has vaulted to the front of the back, leapfrogging over career politicians who have been running for president and other political offices for years. Can Cain go the distance? Does he have the right stuff? With a 'wink' toward Genesis, is Cain ‘able’? He is derided over his 9-9-9 plan by folks who are scared that his bold and innovative reform proposal is attracting voters. They are more frightened that his plan may actually work. Critics point out or invent flaws in his proposal, trying to chip away at the edifice. Carping is a lot easier than constructing. I’m not an economist and I have no idea if the 9-9-9 plan should be championed or stuffed into a pizza box and recycled. Increasingly, the public believes that whatever flaws and inadequacies 9-9-9 may have are preferable to the deficiencies and abuses of the current tax system. Reform threatens ...

The blog, Shots , posted a question primer to prepare patients for medical office visits with their doctors. A reaction to this appeared on Glass Hospital , where John Schumann offered his own wry version of the question list. My less wryer, and more drier response appears below. While I agree with Shots that education is power, a closer look at the question list demonstrates that the intent to educate may obfuscate instead. First, the post is entitled, Ten Questions to Ask Your Doctor, suggesting that patients arrive at their physician’s office armed with 10 inquiries spanning a spectrum of medical knowledge and philosophy including medical treatment strategy, physician qualifications, risks of treatment, medical treatment alternatives, choice of hospitals and even how to spell the names of their medications. (I guess Shots believes that spelling counts!) Some of the questions sound reasonable, but could patients make sense out of the answers? For example, Shots suggests asking ...

Shark Cartilage: Cancer Cure? There’s a new term that has entered the medical lexicon. The word is wellness. Hospitals and medical offices are incorporating this term into their mission statements, corporate names, business cards, medical conferences and other marketing materials. The Cleveland Clinic Foundation has appointed a Chief Wellness Officer, an intriguing fluffy title that does not clearly denote this individual’s role and function. This is deliberate, as the word wellness is designed to communicate a ‘feel good’ emotion, not a specific medical service. Just a click or two on Google will lead you into the wellness universe. Here’s a sampling. Institute of Sleep and Wellness Wellness Institute of America Naturopathic Wellness National Wellness Institute Physicians Health and Wellness Center Physicians Wellness Group There’s even a sponsored ad on Google where one can search for physicians, presumably trained in the medical specialty of wellness. I was dismayed ...

Physicians are still debating whether prescribing placebos is ethical. Dissenters argue that this is dishonest and would erode trust between patients and their physicians. If the practice were to gain acceptance, then physicians’ credibility would be diminished. Patients would wonder whether the medicines their doctors are recommending are evidenced-based or fraudulent. Patients can now push their own snake oil right back onto their physicians. I learned that the ‘secret shopper’ mechanism for quality assessment has been introduced into the medical profession. I first read about this in the March/April 2010 issue of the Journal of Medical Practice Management, a periodical that I suspect is not widely read by physicians. Folks are hired as pretend patients and are dispatched to doctors’ offices and hospitals to document their findings. Their mission is to assess office staff, appointment issues and the waiting room experience. I wonder if soon they will add encore performances and w...

How much are good bedside manners worth? Would you double your copay if you could be guaranteed an extra measure of TLC from your physician? Can we put price on a physician’s warm smile, an understanding nod or a reassuring hand on your shoulder? Do patients have to contract with a concierge medical practice to receive this treatment? I agree that our bedside manners with patients need some rejuvenation. It’s not fair, however, to isolate this issue out of context. Physicians today are facing crunching pressures from various sources that we cannot always compartmentalize when we are facing our patients – even though we should. Most folks believe that the bedside manners of the prior generation of physicians were superior to ours. Were our predecessors simply more compassionate and caring human beings than we are? I don’t think so. I think the medical profession was a different beast then. I hypothesize that if these wizened physicians entered the profession today, that they would beh...

All of us have been to fast food establishments. We go there because we are in a hurry and it’s cheap. We love the convenience. We expect that the quality of the cuisine will be several rungs lower than fine dining. We now have a fast medicine option available to us. Across the country, there are over 1000 ‘minute-clinics’ that are being set up in pharmacies, supermarkets and other retail store chains. These clinics are staffed by nurse practitioners who have prescribing authority, under the loose oversight of a physician who is likely off sight. These nurses will see patients with simple medical issues and will adhere to strict guidelines so they will not treat beyond their medical knowledge. For example, if a man comes in clutching his chest and gasping, the nurse will know not to just give him some Rolaids and wish him well. At least, that’s the plan. Primary care physicians are concerned over the metastases of ‘minute-clinics’ nationwide. Of course, they argue from a patient...