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Whistleblower Holiday Cheer 2009!

‘Twas the night before Christmas, In the Senate and House, Health reform creatures Were giddy and soused. The horses were traded, And promises made, Nelson and Landrieu Were handsomely paid. Some will be winners, And others will lose. The majority strategy?  Scare and confuse! The conference is coming Where sausage is made, Which plan will survive? Neither! We prayed. A government option And sugarplum fees, Isn’t the cure Of our health care disease. “Now Harry! Now Nancy! On Dodd and on Baucus!” With a wink and a twinkle, They held tight their caucus. The Dems all agreed One item must fall. Now dash away! Dash away! Tort reform all! Then with a crash Through the chimney that night, Popped out Barack With a smile of delight. He promised reform Turning debt into wealth. The better plan may be To pray for good health. He raced through the chambers, Looking merry and droll Giving Dems sparkling diamonds To the GOP - coal. In a flash he was gone, And away sailed his sleigh. Why do