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Whistleblower Holiday Cheer 2016!

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Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Romney’s at the door,
Standing there with cup in hand,
“Please sir, may I have some more?”

Who will be the chief at State?
Mitt or Dave or Rudy?
How ‘bout tough guy JR Bolton?
Isn’t he a beauty?

Kellyanne, she’s our man!
Smiling like a shark,
Oh what fun it is to see
Her ever present snark.

Hillary, gets shellacked!
Trump has doused her flame,
Except for Comey, racists, assorted haters, Fox News, deplorables, poor messaging, Russians and Wiki leaks,
She freely accepts the blame.

How did he win? How did she lose?
Did she have disdain
For forgotten heartland’s pleas,
While he felt their pain?

Will we ever see the wall?
Mexico pays the bill?
Or was that just campaign red meat.
A huckster’s ‘sugar pill’?

The game is done. We must move on
And think of lessons learned.
Demonizing couldn’t halt
Millions who’ve been spurned. 

I challenge you to reach inside
And summon your good sense
Is President Trump scarier than
President Mike Pence?

Joy and Peace!





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  1. JanLeeHypnosisJanuary 11, 2017 at 7:01 AM

    T-rump, the new orange Dino with large head and tiny hands. Omg, wish I was a very fast raptor...run away!

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